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@  VB_shortistuff : (07 October 2019 - 10:54 PM)

hey guys, if anyone cares I played a bit of SC2 over the weekend. won 4 out of 5 games having forgotten the hot keys. Got into plat 2 which is high than i ever got playing regularly HAHAHA

@  Flame : (14 September 2019 - 02:49 PM)

what's going on? :D

@  VB_JiNxXx : (12 September 2019 - 10:55 PM)

flamey-o!

@  Flame : (10 September 2019 - 11:09 PM)

hello!

@  VB_JiNxXx : (08 September 2019 - 03:43 PM)

hi

@  VB_Slayer : (18 April 2019 - 06:05 PM)

Easter Timeee

@  VB_Slayer : (11 March 2019 - 09:21 PM)

yeah.. still waiting.. EVEN AoE3 Definitive would be great.. and that's gone nowhere since they announced :/

@  Flame : (05 March 2019 - 08:43 PM)

I feel like I've aged a thousand years since they announced it lol

@  VB_Dead : (04 February 2019 - 12:31 PM)

anyone keen for aoe4? :D

@  VB_Slayer : (31 December 2018 - 11:07 AM)

that too!

@  VB_shortistuff : (29 December 2018 - 08:00 PM)

And a happy new year

@  VB_Slayer : (25 December 2018 - 06:09 PM)

Merry Christmas!

@  VB_Slayer : (02 October 2018 - 07:07 AM)

https://store.steampowered.com/app/777770/Warparty/ could be interesting

@  VB_Slayer : (02 October 2018 - 07:05 AM)

haha, i might play again when AOE 4 comes out :p

@  Boostar : (04 August 2018 - 01:47 PM)

or playing even

@  Boostar : (04 August 2018 - 01:46 PM)

I saw Whiplash has been paying a bit actually :p I'd be up for a few games for old times sake

@  VB_Dead : (31 July 2018 - 02:46 PM)

Lets all make a come back on aomtt :p

@  UberArcher : (03 June 2018 - 02:33 AM)

I am going to have to come here on my other device. Only my PC has the URL and saved creds hahahaha

@  UberArcher : (03 June 2018 - 02:31 AM)

hi.

@  VB_Slayer : (02 April 2018 - 09:57 AM)

Happy Easter :)


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pretty much yeah

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Oh god... I would have noooo idea what to do if I was confronted with one of those things...



Pull out a shotgun???


ffs makes my skin crawl lookin at it !!!! eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekkkk!!!!!
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This is too cute !!!


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Dear Robbie,
Congratulations on reaching your 50th Test as Coach of the Wallabies.

Can I start by saying what a choice job you’ve been doing since you first started working for New Zealand Rugby in 2008. It has been a long-term task, but the plan to ensure the All Blacks win the World Cup at home in 2011 is coming together perfectly.

My idea of getting you to be hired by Australian Rugby as their national coach and then sabotage the Wallabies from within, in my own modest opinion, was an absolute masterstroke.
While our plan had many doubters, I always knew in my heart that the Aussies would fall for it. I mean they drink our sauvignon blanc made by beer swilling Taranaki dairy farmers and waste their money on things like an air-force and dental hygiene. Plus they dont appreciate the intelligence or sheer beauty of sheep. In hindsight, this plan was always going to work.

After reaching 50 tests as coach on the weekend, I think its only fitting to mention what I think is your top 10 highlights of sabotage to date:

1. Losing to Ireland
2. Giving Rocky the Captaincy of the country he hadn’t played for in over two years, then stripping it off him right before the world cup
3. Losing to Scotland
4. Not even getting close to winning the Bledisloe Cup back
5. Not picking a backup for Pocock in the World Cup squad
6. Never using the Wallaby bench effectively
7. Not having a back-up game plan
8. Using words like “contest, willing, collision, contact-zone, adaptation” to describe rugby
9. Losing to Samoa
10. Winning only 54% of all your games as coach of historically one of the most successful teams in Rugby

I cant believe after all this they then extended your contract for a further two years?!?!?! How they didn’t work out our plan after you coached them to 10 Bledisloe cup losses in a row is full credit to you and were all very proud of you back at home bro.

Well done once again and as planned we’ll see you at Ritchie’s Merino sheep “stud” after the world cup to celebrate pulling the wool over the Aussies eyes.

Cheers,

Graham Henry

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Didn't we win the tri nations?



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Was all part of the plan ;)

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Wow. Graham's plan worked :o

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There's some stains Napisan won't remove :p

Edited by VB_BlackWidow, 19 October 2011 - 10:36 AM.

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lol do tell us more bw :p

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Being an Australian...

Just what I heard

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=9C7iZ6jAygY

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our ex deputy primeminister

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don't be hatin jinxx coz he's beautiful.

fecking titan would be an achievement

 

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Man, if I was a 50yo beetroot and a cute 30yo blondie wanted to bang I'd probably do the same thing.

 

But I wouldn't be surprised if I lost the leadership of the National Party because of it.


Wait, what did he do in October? Is Jinx a prophet?




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holy fuck, hahah, finally I predict something right - it was a reference to the citizenship scandal. but it turned into him actually becoming the ex dept. from affair issues instead 


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don't be hatin jinxx coz he's beautiful.

fecking titan would be an achievement

 

Everyday I'm shufflin'! ┏( -_-)┛ ┗( -_- )┓ ┏( -_-)┛ ┗( -_-)┛ ┏( -_-)┓





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